Don't Feed the Tigers

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  1. gunsmoker

    gunsmoker Lawyer and Gun Activist

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    When doing a self- guided tour of a zoo in China, follow the rules.
    Do not open your windows or doors when in the tiger habitat.
    Do not feed the big cats. That includes feeding them yourself.

    http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=3d4_1469379051
     
  2. OWM

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    Serves to cleanse the Gene Pool. Otherwise a terrible thing to happen to anyone.
     

  3. Nemo

    Nemo Man of Myth and Legend

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    He (driver) must have been going to fast or slow and she wanted to take over. Or all the tigers were on his side and she wanted a better view.

    Nemo
     
  4. GlockGary

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  5. EJR914

    EJR914 Cheezburger Operator

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    Tiger just needed a snack, I'm sure the tiger liked hunting for a change, Gene pool is a little cleaner now, a win for Darwin.
     
  6. phaed

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    that sucks...according to the story on this, the chick that got out initially lived. the other one that got out to help her died to another tiger.
     
  7. AtlPhilip

    AtlPhilip Proud GCO member.

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    In Florida there used to be a place that did photographs with a tiger. The advertisement had a disclaimer at the bottom that always amazed me. It said something like this;

    "Photographs may be unavailable at any time. The tigers handler has the final say so. No exceptions, so do not ask"

    Which always made me wonder. Are there actually people that ARGUE when the tiger's handlers when he says, "Now is not a good time to enter the tiger enclosure."
     
  8. EJR914

    EJR914 Cheezburger Operator

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    I've spent a few hours with tigers before, feeding them and such, they can make huge, extremely athletic movements and not make one sound, you can see how they could kill so easily, you'd never hear it coming. It could break your spinal cord with one swipe of its paws, it might be a perfect killing machine. They are bad ass predators. I respect them so much.

    Look at this: https://youtu.be/M4t0aeTX954

    https://youtu.be/T0kzdu_wTM0

    If you try to mess with a tiger, you will be sorry.
     
    Last edited: Jul 25, 2016
  9. 45_Fan

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    That one is related to the racoon in the other thread. Just sayin...
     
  10. Nemo

    Nemo Man of Myth and Legend

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    And very likely dinner.

    Nemo
     
  11. EJR914

    EJR914 Cheezburger Operator

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    This ...is.... SPAAAAARTA!
     
  12. moe mensale

    moe mensale Well-Known Member

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    Cat was probably still hungry an hour later. Chinese food......................

    Sorry.
     
  13. phaed

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    "That tiger didn't go crazy, that tiger went tiger!" -Chris Rock
     
  14. phaed

    phaed Active Member

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    LOL...i was thinking something about a chinese fire drill
     
  15. Squid

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  16. phaed

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    here's an interesting video on just that...

    [ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZgklu52Rus"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZgklu52Rus[/ame]