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When doing a self- guided tour of a zoo in China, follow the rules.
Do not open your windows or doors when in the tiger habitat.
Do not feed the big cats. That includes feeding them yourself.

 

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Serves to cleanse the Gene Pool. Otherwise a terrible thing to happen to anyone.
 

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He (driver) must have been going to fast or slow and she wanted to take over. Or all the tigers were on his side and she wanted a better view.

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Tiger just needed a snack, I'm sure the tiger liked hunting for a change, Gene pool is a little cleaner now, a win for Darwin.
 

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that sucks...according to the story on this, the chick that got out initially lived. the other one that got out to help her died to another tiger.
 

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In Florida there used to be a place that did photographs with a tiger. The advertisement had a disclaimer at the bottom that always amazed me. It said something like this;

"Photographs may be unavailable at any time. The tigers handler has the final say so. No exceptions, so do not ask"

Which always made me wonder. Are there actually people that ARGUE when the tiger's handlers when he says, "Now is not a good time to enter the tiger enclosure."
 

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I've spent a few hours with tigers before, feeding them and such, they can make huge, extremely athletic movements and not make one sound, you can see how they could kill so easily, you'd never hear it coming. It could break your spinal cord with one swipe of its paws, it might be a perfect killing machine. They are bad ass predators. I respect them so much.

Look at this:

If you try to mess with a tiger, you will be sorry.
 

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I've spent a few hours with tigers before, feeding them and such, they can make huge, extremely athletic movements and not make one sound, you can see how they could kill so easily, you'd never hear it coming. It could break your spinal cord with one swipe of its paws, it might be a perfect killing machine. They are bad ass predators. I respect them so much.

Look at this:

If you try to mess with a tiger, you will be sorry.
That one is related to the racoon in the other thread. Just sayin...
 

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When doing a self- guided tour of a zoo in China, follow the rules.
Do not open your windows or doors when in the tiger habitat.
Do not feed the big cats. That includes feeding them yourself.

Cat was probably still hungry an hour later. Chinese food......................

Sorry.
 

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"That tiger didn't go crazy, that tiger went tiger!" -Chris Rock
 

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Cat was probably still hungry an hour later. Chinese food......................

Sorry.
LOL...i was thinking something about a chinese fire drill
 

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