Dog Shoots Owner in the Back

Well I am going to have to keep a closer eye on my Dane. Did anybody ever see Bowling for Columbine? I remember that dumbass michael moore had a thing in there where a hunting dog shot the hunter, I guess we can expect to see this in his next movie.

 

Yeah the whole article makes the owner's look like idiots. The dog is really smart so it has figured out how to shoot its owners and then the statement about the owner possibly kicking the crap out of the dog when he gets out of the hospital? Too bad the dog is such a crappy shot!

 

All I know is...I gave my dog treats, lots of food, and fresh water last night...just in case he gets any ideas in the middle of the night. You can never be too careful.

 

This makes Duke's continued attempt to sell the secret family recipe look like child's play.

 

Just remember: Guns don't kill people, Dogs with guns do!

 

Or if you prefer a more cuddly dog

 

This story doesn't bode well for me. My 5 have spent the last week at the kennel.

 

You may be in deep doo-doo

 

Would this be a German soldier?

 

Now I think this dog has issues with the owner making it wear that silly bow, and I will bet matching jogging suits and crap like that.

Obviously from the cigar, you can tell this is a surly dog and not some pussycat.