[LeCZends]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,291687,00.html

A Memphis, Tenn., man is in critical condition Wednesday after his dog shot him in the back.

Police say King George, a 150-pound Great Dane, accidentally knocked a .22-caliber pistol off his owner's end table around 2:30 a.m. Wednesday. The gun went off, hitting his 21-year-old owner in the back, MyFOXMemphis.com reports.

Click here to watch the MyFOXMemphis.com report.

"I knew he was smart, I didn't think he was that smart," the victim's fiancee, Miesha Lucas told MyFOXMemphis.com. "He was always protective. I didn't think he would be like that."

Police do not plan to file charges in the shooting, which they've ruled as accidental.

But Lucas told MyFOXMemphis.com that she fears what her fiance will do to the pet once he gets out of the hospital.

She declined to give out her fiance's name.

 

[kaizer]

Well I am going to have to keep a closer eye on my Dane. Did anybody ever see Bowling for Columbine? I remember that dumbass michael moore had a thing in there where a hunting dog shot the hunter, I guess we can expect to see this in his next movie.

 

[budder]

Wait, so if the dog is really smart, he shoots his owner? Put me down for dumb dogs.

 

[Tinkerhell]

:-s

 

[kaizer]

Wait, so if the dog is really smart, he shoots his owner? Put me down for dumb dogs.

Yeah the whole article makes the owner's look like idiots. The dog is really smart so it has figured out how to shoot its owners and then the statement about the owner possibly kicking the crap out of the dog when he gets out of the hospital? Too bad the dog is such a crappy shot!

 

[budder]

Wait, so if the dog is really smart, he shoots his owner? Put me down for dumb dogs.

Yeah the whole article makes the owner's look like idiots. The dog is really smart so it has figured out how to shoot its owners and then the statement about the owner possibly kicking the crap out of the dog when he gets out of the hospital? Too bad the dog is such a crappy shot!

Well, if your dog is smart enough to want and know how to shoot you, I think it'd be pretty idiotic of you to leave a gun out for it.

 

[ptsmith24]

:shock:

 

[pro2am]

All I know is...I gave my dog treats, lots of food, and fresh water last night...just in case he gets any ideas in the middle of the night. You can never be too careful.

:lol:

 

[AeroShooter]

This makes Duke's continued attempt to sell the secret family recipe look like child's play.

 

[ptsmith24]

This makes Duke's continued attempt to sell the secret family recipe look like child's play.

:lol:

 

[budder]

This makes Duke's continued attempt to sell the secret family recipe look like child's play.

:lol:

I don't think I've ever tried those beans...

 

[Axeman]

:rotfl:

Just remember: Guns don't kill people, Dogs with guns do! :shock:

 

[Brian618]

:rotfl:

Just remember: Guns don't kill people, Dogs with guns do! :shock:

 

[Brian618]

Or if you prefer a more cuddly dog

 

[Adam5]

This story doesn't bode well for me. My 5 have spent the last week at the kennel.

 

[merlock]

This story doesn't bode well for me. My 5 have spent the last week at the kennel.

You may be in deep doo-doo :shoot: :minigun:

 

[Axeman]

:rotfl:

Just remember: Guns don't kill people, Dogs with guns do! :shock:

:rotfl2:

Would this be a German soldier?

 

[Axeman]

Or if you prefer a more cuddly dog

:rotfl2:

Now I think this dog has issues with the owner making it wear that silly bow, and I will bet matching jogging suits and crap like that.

Obviously from the cigar, you can tell this is a surly dog and not some pussycat.

 

[wsweeks2]

:rotfl2:

 

[ptsmith24]

:rotfl: