Dog for Sale, Free to good home

Discussion in 'Off-topic' started by Adam5, Nov 1, 2007.

  1. Adam5

    Adam5 Atlanta Overwatch

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    Dog For Sale: OR free to good home



    Answers to the name of Dolly.
    Excellent guard dog.

    Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers, rapists or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.

    Most of them knew him as ' holy sh*t! '

    Your help will be appreciated.

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  2. Claire

    Claire New Member

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    lol - I think that was on snopes
     

  3. merlock

    merlock Active Member

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    :shock:

    Just...holy sh*t!

    8)
     
  4. budder

    budder Moderator Staff Member

    I'm assuming it's a Mastiff? My friends have one that's nearing 200 pounds, if it hasn't passed that yet.
     
  5. moga

    moga New Member

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    What an adorable lady. How old is she?
     
  6. GunNut

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    If he gets a hold of your leg, what do you do? .....let him finish.
     
  7. Macktee

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    They do grow rather large.

    My brother used to have an English Mastiff. Jacob was extremely sweet-natured, but he was about 250 pounds of dog...

    Dat's a whole lotta DOG!!!!


    Especially when he thinks he's a lap dog and attempts to act accordingly..... :surrender:
     
  8. Bulldawg182

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    Does the owner come with the beast? 8) :lol:
     
  9. Adam5

    Adam5 Atlanta Overwatch

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    If she comes free with the dog, I need a divorce atty. 8)
     
  10. Sharky

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    I wouldnt want to clean up after that dog. Imagine walking down the street and that thing taking a dump!!!!!

    You would need a commercial loader to clean it up!
     
  11. Adam5

    Adam5 Atlanta Overwatch

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    That's what the neighbor's yards are for. :twisted:
     
  12. Sharky

    Sharky New Member

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    Dont try that on my lawn!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  13. ptsmith24

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    Which one is the woman?
     
  14. USMC - Retired

    USMC - Retired Active Member

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    I guess it's been longer than we all thought since you've had a date...
     
  15. ptsmith24

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    No no no...I'm not Ramm.
     
  16. Sharky

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    This is my rifle.......... There are many....


    oh you get the point!
     
  17. Malum Prohibitum

    Malum Prohibitum Moderator Staff Member

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    Who?
     
  18. Sharky

    Sharky New Member

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    Who?[/quote:2mjjpjeu]

    Maybe he has registered under another name to play games with us?????????

    Okay thats giving Ramm waaaaaaay to much credit! :lol: :rotfl2:
     
  19. gsusnake

    gsusnake Token Liberal Hippie

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    Navy blue socks, highwater "mom" jeans and a jacked-up grill... I'll pass on her.

    Pretty dog, though.