I am bored today. Sorry. There was this man named Odd Johnson and he was on his death bed. He was a very quiet and timid man and requested that only his date of birth and date of death be put on his head stone. After much thought his family gave in to his request. Several months had past since his funeral and other family members had come to pay their last respects. As they were looking for their loved one in the cemetary, one family member noticed the head stone with only the date of birth and date of death on it. They turned to another family member as they were pointing to it and said, "Now isn't that odd". And yes I do have a job!