Difference between Dems and Republicans

Discussion in 'Off-topic' started by Adam5, Jun 24, 2007.

  1. Adam5

    Adam5 Atlanta Overwatch

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    Fred Thompson and Hillary Clinton were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. DC has a lot of them.
    The Republican, Fred Thompson, gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his office for a job. He then took $20 out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.
    Hillary was very impressed, so when they came to another homeless person, she decided to help. She walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. She then reached into Thompson's pocket and got out $20. She kept $15 for her administrative fees and gave the homeless person $5.

    Now, do you understand the difference?
     
  2. Foul

    Foul New Member

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    I have some buddies that are going to love this one. :D
     

  3. Mobster989

    Mobster989 New Member

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    I know it's a joke but I'm with Dr. Paul on this one. The only difference between Republicans and Democrats is how they want to spend the budget.
     
  4. Dan H

    Dan H New Member

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    :righton:
     
  5. Macktee

    Macktee New Member

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    The only difference I can see is the Dems want to spend our money while the Repubs are spending our children's and grandchildren's money...


    I don't like either!
     
  6. Purge

    Purge New Member

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    Republicans are Socialists and Democrats are Communists… Wow, there are no differences.
     
  7. Rammstein

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    "If you want government to intervene domestically, you're a liberal. If you want government to intervene overseas, you're a conservative. If you want government to intervene everywhere, you're a moderate. If you dion't want government to intervene anywhere, you're an extremist."

    - Joseph Sobran, columnist and editor
     
  8. ptsmith24

    ptsmith24 New Member

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    This quote and "I'm the only one professional enough..." seem to pop up quite a bit from Ramm. That's the beauty of quotes though. :D