Creative Probable Cause

Discussion in 'Off-topic' started by M249, Jul 17, 2007.

  1. M249

    M249 New Member

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    I've tried to Snopes this, but no joy. If it's true, I like the way this LEO thinks.

    You just can't fix stupid.
     

  2. legacy38

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  3. budder

    budder Moderator Staff Member

    If I ever do any policing, I hope to fill out lots of similar reports! :rofl2:
     
  4. legacy38

    legacy38 Active Member

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    I've never gotten that creative in a report, but I have made a few interesting responses to what I perceived as a call for help. :twisted:
     
  5. budder

    budder Moderator Staff Member

    Do share!
     
  6. legacy38

    legacy38 Active Member

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    Let's just say I've made more than one emergency U-turn to respond to a "call for help", and let's just say several of my fellow men in blue responded to assist me with my emergency situations. :) Sometimes the vehicle winds up in some interesting places too. :)
     
  7. Malum Prohibitum

    Malum Prohibitum Moderator Staff Member

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    I twice wrote fake use of force reports and handed them in (with the real one ready to replace it once the supervisor looked up in shock). :D

    One was written in Elizabethan English, such as one might find in a King James Bible Old Testament passage, "I did fall upon him with the sword and smote him mightily so that he fell down and gave up the ghost." That sort of thing.

    The other, I wrote, "Angered that this peon dared to stand up for his rights, I extended my baton when he was not looking and smacked him hard right behind the ear. 'Take that!' I yelled at him as I hit him again."

    :lol:

    Oh, I used to have fun.
     
  8. wsweeks2

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    I would love to read a report by MP if there were no repercussions against him.

    That could be a lot of fun.
     
  9. Tinkerhell

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    :rotfl2:

    Both the article & MP's additions are great I would LOVE to read some of thsoe kind of things.
     
  10. gsusnake

    gsusnake Token Liberal Hippie

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    I've really got to quit reading this site while I'm drinking.
     
  11. ptsmith24

    ptsmith24 New Member

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    That makes it that much more fun, though. :drink: 8)
     
  12. Macktee

    Macktee New Member

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    Thank God!

    At least I'm not the only one...

    If MP was a hoot in school he had to be two hoots and a half as a cop!!!
     
  13. budder

    budder Moderator Staff Member

    @_@ I just used that in another thread. We must be long-long brothers. Or twins.





    I hope I'm the evil one :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
     
  14. slabertooch

    slabertooch New Member

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    yes your the evil one, the one I blame everything on :twisted: