I've tried to Snopes this, but no joy. If it's true, I like the way this LEO thinks. You just can't fix stupid.
I've never gotten that creative in a report, but I have made a few interesting responses to what I perceived as a call for help.
Let's just say I've made more than one emergency U-turn to respond to a "call for help", and let's just say several of my fellow men in blue responded to assist me with my emergency situations. Sometimes the vehicle winds up in some interesting places too.
I twice wrote fake use of force reports and handed them in (with the real one ready to replace it once the supervisor looked up in shock). One was written in Elizabethan English, such as one might find in a King James Bible Old Testament passage, "I did fall upon him with the sword and smote him mightily so that he fell down and gave up the ghost." That sort of thing. The other, I wrote, "Angered that this peon dared to stand up for his rights, I extended my baton when he was not looking and smacked him hard right behind the ear. 'Take that!' I yelled at him as I hit him again." Oh, I used to have fun.
I would love to read a report by MP if there were no repercussions against him. That could be a lot of fun.
Thank God! At least I'm not the only one... If MP was a hoot in school he had to be two hoots and a half as a cop!!!
@[email protected] I just used that in another thread. We must be long-long brothers. Or twins. I hope I'm the evil one