Cannibal Jokes

Discussion in 'Off-topic' started by MouserGun, Jun 17, 2016.

  1. MouserGun

    MouserGun New Member

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    Who knows some cannibal jokes?

    Here's one to get the ball rolling:

    Why won't cannibals eat clowns?







    They Taste Funny! :runaway:
     
  2. futureusr

    futureusr A Typical Cat

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    A variation of that joke.

    Two cannibals are eating a clown when one turns to the other and asks, does this taste funny to you?
     

  3. TITAN308

    TITAN308 :) :) :)

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    We call these "Uncle" jokes in my household.
     
  4. Monkeyboy

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    How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a helping hand.
     
  5. awanatech

    awanatech Well-Known Member

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    Should we be concerned about your "Uncle's" cannibalism?
     
  6. Nemo

    Nemo Man of Myth and Legend

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    No matter how hot your cannibal date is you should never taste their delights. They will want to return the favor.

    Nemo
     
    Last edited: Jun 18, 2016
  7. Archangel

    Archangel Moderator Staff Member

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    What kind of lunch-meat do cannibals make from politicians?




    Bologna
     
  8. Solomon_G

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    2 cannibals standing in front of a campfire, one says to the other, I hate my mother-in-law... and the other cannibal says that's okay just eat the rice.
     
  9. Solomon_G

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    Stole this from interwebs...thought it was funny...lol


    Two cannibals are eating this guy, one starts at the feet and the other starts at the face. The first cannibal asks his buddy "How are you doing?"

    The 2nd cannibal says "I'm having a ball!"

    So the first one says, "Jeeze, you eat fast.
     
  10. MouserGun

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    Why did the Cannibal subscribe to People Magazine?


    He thought it was a cookbook.
     
  11. futureusr

    futureusr A Typical Cat

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    Didja hear about the beatnik cannibal?

    He ate three squares a day!
     
  12. futureusr

    futureusr A Typical Cat

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    While walking past the entrance to a cave, one cannibal sees another cannibal frantically gobbling down the many deposits of bat guano on the ground.

    "Are you crazy?" he asks. "Why are you eating that?"

    The other cannibal pauses from shovelling **** down his gullet and explains, "That last guy I ate turned out to be a lawyer and I have to get the taste out of my mouth!"
     
  13. MouserGun

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    One cannibal says to the other, "I hate my mother in law. So the other tells him, "just eat the potatoes then"
     
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  14. MouserGun

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    Where do cannibals shop for furniture?



    Eat'in Allen's
     
  15. HCountyGuy

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    Two Russians are in an African village negotiating for mining permissions. During the course of their stay, they introduce the village elders to the game of Russian Roulette. A month later they come back and one of the village elders says they've made their own variation of the game. He calls in six young women and says to the Russians, "Pick one woman to give you oral sex." The Russians give him a puzzled look and ask what the danger is. The elder replies, "One of them is a cannibal."
     
  16. MouserGun

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    Why did the cannibal put a cowboy on his salad?



    He liked ranch dressing.
     
  17. MouserGun

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    Hear about the introvert cannibal? He was fed up with people.
     
  18. MouserGun

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    If you see a starving cannibal, give him a helping hand
     
  19. MouserGun

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    Well, this thread went nowhere, guess I'll be eating my heart out.
     
  20. Rugerer

    Rugerer GeePeeDoHolic

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    Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?