bussiness cards

i can't remember where i saw it but someone had
a basic outline for wording a bussiness card that
let's the owner of a gunbuster sign why they would
be spending their money somewhere else, or, maybe
we could put our heads together and come up with
something. like: how many of your customers have
an extensive background check with fbi,gbi.etc......
the reason i'm asking is a company called
vistaprint.com will print 250 cards for the cost of
shipping $4.00 or $5.00. i've used these cards
and they are good quality.

just a thought...