BREAKING NEWS: Terror Alert at University of Georgia

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  1. USMC - Retired

    USMC - Retired Active Member

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    Body: Athens, (GA)--
    UGA football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a
    player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the
    practice field. Head coach Mark Richt immediately suspended practice
    and called the police and federal investigators.

    After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the
    white substance, unknown to players, was the GOAL LINE.

    Practice resumed after special agents decided that the team was
    unlikely to encounter the substance again this season




    I love the Dawgs but this was too funny to pass up!
     
  2. parolebear

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  3. ls1ssdavid

    ls1ssdavid New Member

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    Good one... but I've heard that too many times.

    I hope UGA kill's Tech. \:D/
     
  4. cmcinc

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    Hate to say it since I am a huge Dawg fan, but that is pretty good.
     
  5. ls1ssdavid

    ls1ssdavid New Member

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    Gunny, Looks like those dumb UGA boys wooped up on TECH!!!!
     
  6. USMC - Retired

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    Yep, they just needed a little ribbin to get em goin! GO DAWGS!