blonde joke (gg)

Discussion in 'Off-topic' started by gunsbillygun, Apr 22, 2007.

  1. gunsbillygun

    gunsbillygun New Member

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    A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

    Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

    The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

    Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then..

    He sighed......... "Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box......."
     
  2. Dan H

    Dan H New Member

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    GG will love this
     

  3. MLS 4506

    MLS 4506 Active Member

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    gunsbillyguns,you are a sexist pig :rotfl:
     
  4. glockgirl

    glockgirl New Member

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    Thank you boys! I love it.
     
  5. tony218

    tony218 New Member

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    I think the PC thing is hair pigmently challenged not sexist
     
  6. Tinkerhell

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    A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
    After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
    The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:
    1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
    2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
    3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
    4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight-lifter.
    5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
    Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
    The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
    "No... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."