[Xiclotl]

http://www.bostonherald.com/news/offbea ... ion=recent

BOULDER, Colo. â€" A man accused of shooting at a Longmont police officer trying to arrest him says he did so because (drumroll.....) he thought he was being chased by a zombie. Twenty-two-year-old Brandon Duke was in court Friday and pleaded not guilty by reason of insanity to the charge of attempted first-degree murder and other charges.

:screwy: :lol:
I don't think anyone's buying this one.

How did this event take place?
Cop: You're under arrest.
Suspect: Why?
Cop: Errr...braiiins...errgh.

 

[lostprofit]

I think the police dept. is just trying to cover up their experiments with zombie cops. :foilhat: :wildeyed:

 

[Malum Prohibitum]

Worst excuse?


Did you see the photo introduced as evidence in the case? Did you?

Get all the information before you draw your conclusions.

 

[Malum Prohibitum]

 

[Malum Prohibitum]

And her partner:

 

[Xiclotl]

Being that this took place in Colorado he was probably just afraid of getting a beatdown.

 

[drtybykr]

I don't think this guy has enough brains to worry about zombies. Nothing for the zombie to eat :mrgreen:

 

[gruntpain1775]

Somefolks on this board (Mathar :cantsay: ) wouldn't shoot her........catch her with a net and keep her locked in a closet...but wouldn't shoot her.........

 

[lostprofit]

Somefolks on this board (Mathar :cantsay: ) wouldn't shoot her........catch her with a net and keep her locked in a closet...but wouldn't shoot her.........

Well, at least until she starts to get stinky. :shock: Did I just type that?

 

[no clever name]

Somefolks on this board (Mathar :cantsay: ) wouldn't shoot her........catch her with a net and keep her locked in a closet...but wouldn't shoot her.........

Well, at least until she starts to get stinky. :shock: Did I just type that?

You must know the joke about Dave. :lol:

 

[68908]

Hey, don't judge.. the officer could have easily been an Obama supporter. Then by default he would have been a zombie.

 

[MesaCranker]

If the officer had better shot placement they wouldn't be worrying about a trial. :wink: