[M249]

"you said you were a lusty whore that uses women and carries a gun in hopes to fire it before the cops come.....so let me think.....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,mmmmmmmm,mmmmmmmm"

"yeah, sounds like something i want to sleep on. NO OFFENSE."

For the record, I didn't say I hope to fire it before the cops come, I said I hope to never have to fire it, but I refuse to be a victim. Either way, that was the greatest DENY ever.

 

[budder]

"I can neither confirm nor deny the presence of a lusty whore."

 

[zookeper]

is she being retained?

 

[Tinkerhell]

"you said you were a lusty whore that uses women and carries a gun in hopes to fire it before the cops come.

My question is, did you actually use this as a pick up line? :shock:
If so you and Rosey Palm and her five sisters must be REALLY good friends.

 

[Dan H]

"you said you were a lusty whore that uses women and carries a gun in hopes to fire it before the cops come.

My question is, did you actually use this as a pick up line? :shock:
If so you and Rosey Palm and her five sisters must be REALLY good friends.

:lol:

Its not what you say, its how you say it....

 

[M249]

"you said you were a lusty whore that uses women and carries a gun in hopes to fire it before the cops come.

My question is, did you actually use this as a pick up line? :shock:
If so you and Rosey Palm and her five sisters must be REALLY good friends.

That's not what I said. That's what SHE said.

 

[Tinkerhell]

Yeah but, assumedly, she said it in response to your line. Unless she is a bit crazy & just goes around saying to guys at random.

 

[tace]

Well, being a bit crazy comes with being female. If you ask my wife to recite anything I ever say, it will come out in a similar fashion, so I know what he is talking about.

 

[M249]

Thanks, Tace. I didn't use a line. She developed this thought over the course of eight months or so. I've known the girl for a while, and asked her when we were hanging out again*.

*I freed up some room in the stable.

 

[Malum Prohibitum]

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