Best rejection line I have EVER received

Discussion in 'Off-topic' started by M249, Aug 23, 2007.

  1. M249

    M249 New Member

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    "you said you were a lusty whore that uses women and carries a gun in hopes to fire it before the cops come.....so let me think.....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,mmmmmmmm,mmmmmmmm"

    "yeah, sounds like something i want to sleep on. NO OFFENSE."

    For the record, I didn't say I hope to fire it before the cops come, I said I hope to never have to fire it, but I refuse to be a victim. Either way, that was the greatest DENY ever.
     
  2. budder

    budder Moderator Staff Member

    "I can neither confirm nor deny the presence of a lusty whore."
     

  3. zookeper

    zookeper Active Member

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    is she being retained?
     
  4. Tinkerhell

    Tinkerhell Active Member

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    My question is, did you actually use this as a pick up line? :shock:
    If so you and Rosey Palm and her five sisters must be REALLY good friends.
     
  5. Dan H

    Dan H New Member

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    :lol:

    Its not what you say, its how you say it....
     
  6. M249

    M249 New Member

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    That's not what I said. That's what SHE said.
     
  7. Tinkerhell

    Tinkerhell Active Member

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    Yeah but, assumedly, she said it in response to your line. Unless she is a bit crazy & just goes around saying to guys at random. :)
     
  8. tace

    tace New Member

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    Well, being a bit crazy comes with being female. If you ask my wife to recite anything I ever say, it will come out in a similar fashion, so I know what he is talking about.

    :)
     
  9. M249

    M249 New Member

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    Thanks, Tace. I didn't use a line. She developed this thought over the course of eight months or so. I've known the girl for a while, and asked her when we were hanging out again*.


    *I freed up some room in the stable.