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A friend sent this to me, thought some may get a laugh.


Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by your response to the following situation:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around
the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah,
raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Glock 40-caliber, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

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Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor? Or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

What do the European courts say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does
this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a
happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for
few a days and try to come to a consensus.

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Republican's Answer:

BANG!

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Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.....

(sounds of reloading).

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?

Son: Can I shoot the next one?

Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!
 

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i said this the first time this appeared on this board.

i can't see any self respecting southerner with a gun that
only holds 9 shots.
 

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tony218 said:
i said this the first time this appeared on this board.

i can't see any self respecting southerner with a gun that
only holds 9 shots.
Not even a 1911? :wink:
 

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Rammstein said:
tony218 said:
i said this the first time this appeared on this board.

i can't see any self respecting southerner with a gun that
only holds 9 shots.
Not even a 1911? :wink:
you know all true southerners carry glocks
 

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tony218 said:
Rammstein said:
tony218 said:
i said this the first time this appeared on this board.

i can't see any self respecting southerner with a gun that
only holds 9 shots.
Not even a 1911? :wink:
you know all true southerners carry glocks
:D
 

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Give me a break! Real guns are made of metal! Never catch me with a Plastic Spasmatic! The only guns that should be made of plastic are translucent bright colors and are loaded with a garden hose! :lol:
 

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tony218 said:
you know all true southerners carry glocks
:shock:

Heresy. Burn em. :twisted:
 

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tony218 said:
Rammstein said:
tony218 said:
i said this the first time this appeared on this board.

i can't see any self respecting southerner with a gun that
only holds 9 shots.
Not even a 1911? :wink:
you know all true southerners carry glocks
this was aimed at the glock people on the board
i personally carry a smith&wesson m&p9mm.
an american made gun :lol: :lol:
 

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Born in Kentucky, the most northern of the southern states, living in Georgia.

Guess I'm a southerner. Y'all...
 

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southern all the way, besides you know he has his shotgun in the truck plus the wife is caring what southern women wouldn't be, the kids each have there own, and the boys down at the waffle house all have guns and his back. welcome to the south boys.
 

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The Southerners will always take care of business but the tree huging Yankee will hide in the corner of the room when SHT hits the fan.Go home Yankee back to NYC with the nut you call a mayor were there is almost a gun ban plus a high crime rate.Yankees say there safe in gun free NYC no one will rob me because its illegal to have a gun on the streets of New York and if I do get robbed then I can call a cop to chase the guy down.But the robber didn't read or care about law that says he can not have a gun in NYC.
Bang,BANG Southerners will always rule :lol: We always carry more weapons then you can think of.Guns,knives,Clubs,Chains,Taster Guns, ect. :lol: :lol:A true Southerner will always have a pump-action 12 gauge shotgun hanging on the back glass of the pick-up truck if his pistol jams while he's trying to kill the Terrorist He's son takes the Blackjack and hits the Terrorist over the head to make sure that he's dead. Its just called a down home southern :censored: whippin.If you ever cross a Southerner then get ready for that whippin. :wink:
 

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Born in the People's Republic of Kalifornia, but southerner by choice.
 

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Adam5 said:
Foul said:
<------ Southern by the grace of God. :twisted:
I'm right there with ya!!!! :twisted:

But what about when the wife opens fire too ?
I have to agree. A REAL Southerner would have a wife and daughter who were both packing and both would be shooting!

And he woundn't go bang, bang, bang, etc., he'd go BOOM, BOOM!!! As he whipped out his 10 gauge coach gun...

But, other than that, I liked the story.
 
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