I'm not usually one to want to dress up, but our office costume contest is giving out cash prizes. The only thing I could work up last night was "Recession Santa." I found an old santa suit. I'm a lot skinnier than a santa, have cut-off gloves, and a folded "will work for milk and cookies" sign. That's the best I could come up with, and our CPA firm will probably appreciate the financial joke. Let's hear other folks costume ideas...
One Night Stand; And I heard that there's a new Transformer Movie out this year... But I would get my wire crossed and make this into a costume -
White overcoat with TSA written on it and a pair of latex gloves. Show up to the party and feel up whoever you want with your new enhanced screening techniques. No reasonable suspicion needed for a pat-down if you're TSA after all