If the ordinary person was in charge of the government, this might be a good solution to two of our biggest problems in this country right now::::: Just a note to tell you that my mailbox is being flooded with mail concerning gasoline prices and illegal immigrants. To boycott oil companies or not; to provide amnesty to illegal immigrants or not, etc. Since I have become jaded to the various solutions proposed by the Republicans, Democrats, Sierra Club, ACLU, etc., I have elected to solve the problems as they affect me. My response solves both my gasoline and illegal immigrant problems: I have hired illegal immigrants to push my car. They're plentiful and cheaper than buying gas. Then I pay them in pesos so they have to go home to spend their money. Don't you love it when a plan comes together?