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My elementary had gravel. Got 4 stitches from some of it once. Half inch above the hairline about centered on the right eyebrow. Doc shaved are and I had dad keep it shaved. Showed those off with pride and wanted the doc to leave them in forever if he could. Dayum I was proud of that hard head and badges. Still am.

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My elementary had gravel. Got 4 stitches from some ot it once. Half inch above the hairline about centered on the right eyebrow. Doc shaved are and I had dad keep it shaved. Showed those off with pride and wanted the doc to leave them in forever if he could. Dayum I was proud of that hard head and badges. Still am.

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You're still proud of the one or two things you learned from that experience as well. Those bars served a purpose.
 
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It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from CBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
By noon it all melted
Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes.
 

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Maybe not much on the lighter side.

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Perfect definitions in pictures.

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What donut?

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Remind me to take a stick with me next time I get south. I my be able to see him enough to beat him with it by then. If my eyes recover.

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