And you actually keep a Glock on the nightstand, along with the gun-shaped remote control... I can see bad things happening! I'm a GCO and GPDO member, but I still want the lamp from "A Christmas Story." http://www.redriderleglamps.com/productDetails.cfm?merchID=100324231322531154
Speaking of funny devices for on/off remote control: A few years ago I saw an ad from the UK for a foam "brick" which you threw at the TV. Upon impact a device inside the "brick" would turn the TV off. Take that crappy "Dancing with the Stars"!
Every time my wife and I see the word FRAGILE we always say " It must be italian". What a great movie.
what of the swat team busts into your house and kicks your bedroom door in and you go to turn the lamp on?