A High Tech Bar...

Discussion in 'Off-topic' started by Adam5, Oct 28, 2007.

  1. Adam5

    Adam5 Atlanta Overwatch

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    A High Tech Bar...

    A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?"

    The man thought a moment then replied? "A martini please."

    The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had. The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"

    The man answered "Oh, about 164."

    The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity', 'inter stellar space travel', 'the latest medical breakthroughs', etc.......

    The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a different tact. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked and asked what he would have? "A Martini please."

    Again it was superb. The robot again asked, "What is your IQ sir?"

    This time the man answered, "Oh about 100". So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the Dodgers to do this week end?

    The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a stool. Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?"??

    This time the man drawled out " Uh..... bout 50".

    The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked,

    "A-r-e y-o-u-r p-e-o-p-l-e g-o-i-n-g t-o n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e H-i-l-l-a-r-y-?
     

  2. Macktee

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    The first time I heard that one, the last guy said his IQ was 35 and the bartender said, "GO ORANGE!"... :rotfl2:

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  3. foshizzle

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  4. Macktee

    Macktee New Member

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    I really shouldn't talk bad about adam5...

    I called him a dirty old man in another post and wish to retract that.

    Earlier today, adam5 told us he couldn't stick around and shoot because he had too many domestic responsibilities, cooking, cleaning, laundry, etc., etc.

    Budder beat me to it when he asked, "So, what's your husband doing?"


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  5. Adam5

    Adam5 Atlanta Overwatch

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    If he said his IQ was 20 he would be a UGA alumni.

    Here's some artwork for you. They are pics of Mack........

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  6. ptsmith24

    ptsmith24 New Member

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    That's pretty generous.
     
  7. Macktee

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    Not being from around here (is anyone?), I don't have a dog in that fight... :rotfl2:

    It matters not a bit to me if TN or UGA or MI or IL or CA or Notre Dame win or lose. I don't follow those teams and don't care to.

    I'll watch their games as it's less stressful if I don't care as a fan AND don't care if they do or do not cover the spread! I know people who can't do that. One in particular bets on several teams each week. He claims he just can't work up any interest unless he has money riding on the game and if he isn't watching sports, he has to talk to his wife........

    However, I do have a favorite sweatshirt that says,

    My two favorite teams are the University of Louisville and whomever is playing the University of Kentucky

    Love that shirt...


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  8. Adam5

    Adam5 Atlanta Overwatch

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    When I was at Memphis State in the late 80's I had one that said "Go To Hell U of L!!" and one that made comments about Denny Crumb that I can't repeat here. A friend brough tone back for a South Carolina game that we liked. It said "You can't lick our GameCocks!!" Note: the text in italics was added for appropriateness on the sight. It was not on the shirt.