A fairy tale

Discussion in 'Off-topic' started by Adam5, Jun 26, 2007.

  1. Adam5

    Adam5 Atlanta Overwatch

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    This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us when we were
    little:

    Once upon a time

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    in a land far away,

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    a beautiful, independent,
    self-assured princess

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    happened upon a frog as she sat
    contemplating ecological issues
    on the shores of an unpolluted pond
    in a verdant meadow near her castle.

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    The frog hopped into the princess' lap
    and said: " Elegant Lady,
    I was once a handsome prince,
    until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

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    One kiss from you, however,
    and I will turn back
    into the dapper, young prince that I am

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    and then, my sweet, we can marry

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    and set up housekeeping in your castle

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    with my mother,

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    where you can prepare my meals,

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    clean my clothes, bear my children,

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    and forever feel

    grateful and happy doing so. "
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    That night,
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    as the princess dined sumptuously
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    on lightly sautéed frog legs
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    seasoned in a white wine
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    and onion cream sauce,
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    she chuckled and thought to herself:
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    I don't freakin think so!!! 8)
     
  2. Mobster989

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    I'd question anyone who said they saw a frog talking to them.

    "Ma'am are you sure you didn't have a little LSD with those frog legs?"
     

  3. Foul

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    It's not that far fetched.

    I do everything my Rice Crispies tell me to do.

    (Good one BTW Adam5. I sent that one out to a couple of friends.)
     
  4. Rammstein

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    You snap, crackle, and pop? 8)
     
  5. Foul

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    Especially Crackle...he's the sadistic freak.
     
  6. Adam5

    Adam5 Atlanta Overwatch

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    Mine keep saying buy guns....buy guns.....buy guns.... Do your's say something different?
     
  7. Foul

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    Snap keeps reminding me about extra ammo and Pop keeps whispering Thomas Jefferson quotes into my ear.
    We won't discuss what Crackle tells me... :shock: [-X
     
  8. maddog

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    Snap ... clip into gun

    Crackle ... racking the slide

    Pop, Pop, Pop, Pop, Pop, Pop, Pop, Pop, Pop, Pop, Pop, Pop, Pop, Pop, Pop, Pop, Pop

    It all sounds alot like range reminders to me ... lol