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This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us when we were
little:

Once upon a time

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in a land far away,

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a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess

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happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her castle.

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The frog hopped into the princess' lap
and said: " Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

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One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn back
into the dapper, young prince that I am

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and then, my sweet, we can marry

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and set up housekeeping in your castle

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with my mother,

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where you can prepare my meals,

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clean my clothes, bear my children,

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and forever feel

grateful and happy doing so. "
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That night,
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as the princess dined sumptuously
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on lightly sautéed frog legs
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seasoned in a white wine
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and onion cream sauce,
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she chuckled and thought to herself:
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I don't freakin think so!!! 8)
 

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I'd question anyone who said they saw a frog talking to them.

"Ma'am are you sure you didn't have a little LSD with those frog legs?"
 

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Mobster989 said:
I'd question anyone who said they saw a frog talking to them.

"Ma'am are you sure you didn't have a little LSD with those frog legs?"
It's not that far fetched.

I do everything my Rice Crispies tell me to do.

(Good one BTW Adam5. I sent that one out to a couple of friends.)
 

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Snap keeps reminding me about extra ammo and Pop keeps whispering Thomas Jefferson quotes into my ear.
We won't discuss what Crackle tells me... :shock: [-X
 

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Snap ... clip into gun

Crackle ... racking the slide

Pop, Pop, Pop, Pop, Pop, Pop, Pop, Pop, Pop, Pop, Pop, Pop, Pop, Pop, Pop, Pop, Pop

It all sounds alot like range reminders to me ... lol
 
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