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I was dead asleep this morning with a cat asleep on my chest when our other cat decided to see if the xmas tree would hold her weight.

Tree comes crashing down terrifying the sleeping cat who panics and runs right over my face.

I wake up with searing pain and about a 5 inch cut going down the side of my face dripping blood everywhere. My wife wakes up when i scream, looks at me and screams. Complete anarchy.

Overall still a good morning. Luckily i married a nurse so she was able to fix me up but may still need stitches.

Feel like this about now
 

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A rock a flour sack and a trip to a deep spot in the creek will solve that problem.
 
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And I thought early morning (very) hairballs were offensive. Vile creatures they are. Among others, too bad Noah couldn't have paired up two of the same gender.
 
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